Posted by: Mark | December 6, 2007

Improvement

Ways in which my driving will change after returning from Indonesia:

  • Habitually stop for speedbumps every ten seconds.
  • Feel intense fear travelling above 60km p/h
  • Will not check mirrors; that’s the responsbility of the people behind me.
  • Legimate places to drive: street, sidewalk, shopfront, canal, football pitch.
  • Start to manuveur car Fred Flinstone-style.
  • Indicator will become the arm of whoever is in the passenger seat.
  • Horn will serve as: warning device, indicator, overtaking signal, headlight, radio, conversation starter, musical instrument.
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